Welcome to my life, it is called a drumset. It is a Pearl Export Series, decked out with a 20" Ride, a 16" Crash, a 14" Crash (all of which are Sabian), a cowbell, and an Iron Cobra bass drum pedal!
I want a 1997 Plymouth Prowler, but until then, I'll do the best I can.

These are my Sabian cymbals. See how they shine? Me neither.

Yes, here it is, the infamous Cobra! And a cowbell.